Bits and pieces of MY LIFE

Yessssss… People, after desperate pondering and doing some high level research cum critical thinking… I’ve found a perrrrfecto explanation as to why my Quantum Computing class has no gals watsoeva… (which caused me great annoyance and regrets T_T)

Well the story all began back in the 1930’s when some smarty pants named Paul Adrien Maurice Dirac (Lucasian Professorship at University of Cambridge… Woots??!) figured out a way to associate every single bloody thing in this world that is no bigger than the size of an atom by one theory which he quaintly named "QUANTUM MECHANICS" <- *Note: You must read this with ASSERTION to gain maximum Ooomph…

I digress, as I was saying, this guy made a lot of contributions to quantum mechanics, blah blah blah… And He made one major revolution in the naming of vectors. Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present the BRA-VECTOR…(The vector description of a bra???)

Do not ask me what a bra-vector is, but when u use it to do an inner-product wif a ket-vector, u get err… a baby??? @@" Nah, u just simply get a complex conjugate of sum shit that doesn’t mean anything unless u are a nerd… But the point is this. Legend has it that this guy had problem finishing a sentence when he was in school, not to mention finishing a word. If you put bra and ket together, u will slowly realise that bra-ket sounds like bracket, which is exactly what an inner-product is… <α|β> Coincidence?

Though another explanation is that Dirac was actually a pervert, who does try to improve the knitting technique of err… (censored) during leisure… (Note: He absolutely lurves knitting) Which have caused him to name his discovery of this form of vector and naming it after the garment which he knitted… Apparently this caused an uproar in anti-sexist movements during the 1940’s, which of course made women shun quantum mechanics as a deviant cult that worships the female undergarment as vectors and using them to do complicated calculations that is beyond comprehension. This in turn made them hate quantum mechanics, which of course caused me a great deal of annoyance and regrets as i say again… (These are just postulations…)

Although I may hate him as he is for causing me the great ordeal of not having any opposite sex in my class, I do find him interesting though. He was an electrical engineer ^^, brilliant ^^ (ahem…), considerably good-looking ^^, and also a pervert ^^… Hmm… sounds kinda familiar…

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