Bits and pieces of MY LIFE

Ah…. finally in NUS…. Erm… I joined the NUSMSL (Malaysian Student Link)…. They brought me to Sentosa Yesterday…. OMG!!!! Musical Fountain Rocks man!!! Too bad I didn’t bring my camera… I could have taken some very nice shots and post it here >.<”

Wah…. This week was one hellava busy one…. Went around Singapore to open a bank account, get my Singapore handphone number (btw, for the number is +6581565840) and also all the cards that Singaporeans use in their daily lives… eg Ezlink card (for publice transport), cash card (some sort of debit card)… etc. (And for your information, Singaporeans’ lives revolves around cards and if you try adding credit cards, discount cards, membership cards, atm cards into the picture, then you can basically imagine the bulk of an average Singaporean’s wallet O.o”)

The people here are ok… but the seniors said that this University is highly competitive… Point taken into consideration, in Malaysia, if you get above 80 you will automatically entitled to get an A, right? But over here, it’s like the graph is adjusted based on the overall score. If you get 80, but everyone else gets 90 and above then you’ll have to make do with a B And trust me, with all sorts of China freaks around… Chances are very high that you will, indeed, get a B!!!!

Yayyy!!! Today I’ll be going to Orchard Road. This will be a good time for me to get use to the bus system in Singapore. I really need to master the public transport system here, cause the taxi service here is BLOODY EXPENSIVE!!!! OK, enuff said. Ciaoz…. I’ll try to blog as often as possible…. Miss everyone in Malaysia…. >.<

Ok, The worst part when it come to going to universities…. The PACKING PART… Now for those who know me well, yes, i do pack stuff once in awhile *Sheesh… I know dat I’m messy but give me a break, ok? :-(*

I’m not saying packing is no fun… but when you pack your luggage trying to take everything into consideration, then there will bound to be some left outs…. And it’s no fun when your relatives try to help you by reminding you to bring this and that… bla bla… *Goes in from my left ear… Drains out spontaneously from my right…* 

I mean, for whatever reason if i were to forget to bring something… there is always the CLASSICAL WAY of going to the Department Store, right? But no, they tell me that things are way cheaper over here than across the crossway… *And i can’t help nodding my head* but how do you expect me to bag everything and bring it into the hostel in a bag larger than the All Time Favorite — BLUE SWAN COMBOBAG — *For those who dunno, dun ask me bout dis… *

And btw, I’m seriously gonna miss KL…. All my frenz here…. some very sweet memories in Malaysia…. *Ahhh… the fantastic Redang Trip (Bikini Chick Heaven)… My all time Favorite* And some painful but still worth mentioning memories…. *Ouch… Paint Pellets Hurt… Caryn!!! And the bruise is still there*

Special THX to Lai, Syimah, and YL for spending 1.5 hours to watch "Just my Luck!" with me… Who would’ve known dat my last movie in KL would be a Twisted Love Story??  *And btw, since I thanked all of u, u guys must forgive me for not watching Pirates with u all…. ok? ;-)*

Haihz…. Really admire those of you who get to stay in your house while you get a degree… *And yes YL, dat means you…*  And last but not least, before I go, for anyone who wants to go Singapore and visit me… do give me a call… coz *ahem* my schedule’s tight you see… *And yes GL, dat means you…*

Seriously gonna miss Malaysia…. Muacks…. Tata… Bye…. :’( Take care everyone… *sob sob*…

P.S JH, I really hope to see you in Singapore with me… I wish you all the best… Will be praying hard for you….

Haihz….. OK, to clarify myself…. In the first place I did not wanna relate this to anyone but this is truely hilarious that i can’t help but share with everyone * Shucks…. This is really embarrasing *. Do not continue reading if you are gonna end up drop dead laughing at me…. T_T

Title: The Sesat-men of Kepong - Curse of THE FAT LADY

OK, so it started off like this…. Last night was another fine night….. I was looking forward going to the movies ( Pirates of the Caribbean 2 preview ) in the new cinema ( Cathay Damansara…. <– This place is freakin far and secluded =.=’ ). I was already let down by 2 gals who couldn’t go with me to the movies resulting me going with my father and sister ( You know who you are

Anyways, I’ll cut to the chase…. So we ended up rushing all the way to the movies, and since we were late…. Guess what? We had to take the seats on the front right hand corner…. Geez…. never mind. So the show started at 9.30 pm to be exact.

And as the film started rolling, I can’t help but be bothered by the FAT LADY sitting next to my sister. I mean…. OMG, look at her size man…. O.o’ Her ass was like overflowing from her seat…. Trust me, both of us had a hard time to cross her thick tighs to get to our seats O.o’ Sheesh…. she really needs to see a dietician…. * Fate plays cruel tricks on ppl like me…. sob sob *

After 2 and half hours of neck straining exercise, the closing credits finally roll… The show was an ok show overall… erm… i guess… but actually I couldn’t really focus on the show couse the FAT LADY was like laughing the whole time, shaking the god damn seats in full momentum….Sheesh…. Now comes the nightmare. After the show’s over, I HAPPEN TO CROSS HER PATH AGAIN 2 TIMES ( once in the mall another in the parking )!!!! AND AS IF SEEING HER WASN’T ALREADY A NIGHTMARE, SHE SMILED ( the type of wicked, twisted smile… Honestly ) AT ME TWICE *PUKING*…. WTF? HANDSOME YOUNG LAD FETISH AT THE AGE OF LIKE… 50… O.o’

As I thought my adventure ends after i left the parking at around 12… We got lost on our way home…. =.=’ OK, this maybe typical of me, but listen… My dad was at a lost, my sister was giving the type of WTF? look so i just had to lead and give the directions ( come on, who don’t wanna be a hero? ) So, i directed, navigated, lead on until we reach…… * Applause * Kepong, which subsequently lead to Batu Caves, then Sentul, then Gombak, then back to Kepong again, going in circles ( Honestly, i think we circled for 2 rounds )….. OK, seriously LOST NOW!!!!! At one point we reach a fork where one leads to Ipoh and the other Seremban…. T_T We almost resorted to spend the night in the car coz the petrol indicator was at E!!!! ( HEADLINES : BRAVE TRIO CHARTER INTO UNKNOWN TERRITORY AND SPEND THEIR NIGHT ON THE HIGHWAYS )!!!! CURSE THAT DARN FAT LADY FOR RUINING MY NIGHT * FIST CLENCHING *!!!!!

OK, do not laugh ppl coz when i finally end up in my bed, it was 1.40 * Yayyy!!! Finally… Phew…. Drops dead on bed * … And it a started because someone * ehem * didn’t want to go to the cinema with me…. Guess this will be the last time I’m ever gonna see this wretched cinema….